You don't have a views problem. You have a wrong-views problem.
An account can pull a million views a month and send nobody to a paid page. Views from people who came for a sound and left with it are not an asset.
The Teardown scores 30 posts against 9 modules. Every weight and pass bar is published below, before you buy, so you can score yourself for free instead.
$297. A person writes it, so plan 5 business days. You get the exact date when you order, and if we are going to miss it you hear that from us before the date, not after. Credited in full against month one of any OPTIMIZE retainer started within 30 days.
The nine modules, with the weights and the pass bars
| # | Module | Weight | Pass bar |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Compass Consistency | 15 | 70%+ in one quadrant |
| 2 | Hook Architecture | 15 | 60%+ with Context, Promise, Turn. Re-hook every 3.5s |
| 3 | Performance vs Benchmark | 15 | VTFR 0.5–0.7 · HPF 15%+ · watch 6s+ |
| 4 | Avatar & Vernacular | 10 | 2 or fewer violations per 30 captions |
| 5 | Niche Tier & TAM | 10 | Subniche defined · audience 3–7M |
| 6 | Tier-1 Share | 10 | 60% or higher |
| 7 | Visual & Audio Identity | 10 | 8 of 12, One-Second Test |
| 8 | Parasocial Stage | 10 | 20%+ of comments use your name |
| 9 | Format Mix & Bank Depth | 5 | 70/20/10 split, ±10 points |
Bands: 80–100 Coherent · 60–79 Drifting · 40–59 Scattered · under 40 Undifferentiated.
The pass bars are ours. They are our judgment, not an industry standard, and the table above is the whole method.
What arrives
A PDF a person writes: your score, a page per module with your own post numbers, ten of your hooks rewritten, and a 30-day action list. We watch the posts ourselves. It is not a template with your handle pasted in.
Agency roster teardown, 5 creators: $1,250, 10 business days. Re-teardown at 90 days: $149. USD, plus VAT or GST. Retainers: Compass $1,500/mo · Pipeline $3,500/mo · Hook Vault $99/mo.
If you've been posting on this account for under 60 days, don't buy it. Modules 3, 6 and 8 need history you don't have, and you'd be paying a 9-module price for a 6-module report.
Flat fee. No percentage. Ever.
You pay a published number. It is the same number whether you make $2,000 a month or $200,000.